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Maddie, 31, virgo. Maddie loves txf, Elvis, QaF, Animals, Marco Reus, Die Ärzte, Sherlock, South Park, Adele, Elijah Wood, Science & so much more that just won't come to mind as yet
Meanwhile, the presumed stockpile of penis photos taken by Hollywood actors remains curiously untouched
— A line from an EW article questioning why it’s only women in Hollywood who have their privacy violated x (via pansycakeofwesteros)

“I’m just using that walking penis for his popularity and ultimately I’ll destroy him, just like I destroyed your little girlfriend. It’s just so easy.

tunamarnie:

unamusedsloth:

Distracting enough for a kitten, a dog, and two chickens.

This does not help me with my fear of chickens

tunamarnie:

unamusedsloth:

Distracting enough for a kitten, a dog, and two chickens.

This does not help me with my fear of chickens

the-gingerdancer:

i feel like this is a real family photo

the-gingerdancer:

i feel like this is a real family photo

hartcondition:

yzma:

zeus….. IS the father
*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*

That’s it. That’s Greek mythology.

amandolynne:

the-werefox:

do you ever get cuddle frustrated? Not sexually frustrated, but just get really frustrated and asdfghklg because you’re not cuddling someone right now and you just really need to feel someone with their arms around you and bury your face in their neck and just feel them close

SNUGGLE STRUGGLES

hentai1080p:

youtube comments section confirmed as the largest source of dark energy on this planet

dayoldtampon:

the lip synching is so accurate


The moment when Neven thought Mats scored but Mats pointed at Marco

The moment when Neven thought Mats scored but Mats pointed at Marco

i-mnotbrokenjustbent:

madelinelime:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.

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distant-traveller:

Caterpillar comet poses for pictures en route to Mars

Comet C/2013 A1 Siding Spring wriggles between the globular clusters NGC 362 (upper left) and 47 Tucanae (NGC 104) while skirting the edge of the Small Magellanic Cloud

Image credit: Rolando Ligustri

distant-traveller:

Caterpillar comet poses for pictures en route to Mars

Comet C/2013 A1 Siding Spring wriggles between the globular clusters NGC 362 (upper left) and 47 Tucanae (NGC 104) while skirting the edge of the Small Magellanic Cloud

Image credit: Rolando Ligustri

awwww-cute:

"Pudding" is a resident Fox at the National Fox Welfare Society, as he’s too friendly to be released back to the wild

awwww-cute:

"Pudding" is a resident Fox at the National Fox Welfare Society, as he’s too friendly to be released back to the wild

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