“I’m just using that walking penis for his popularity and ultimately I’ll destroy him, just like I destroyed your little girlfriend. It’s just so easy.”
Distracting enough for a kitten, a dog, and two chickens.
This does not help me with my fear of chickens
zeus….. IS the father
*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*
That’s it. That’s Greek mythology.
do you ever get cuddle frustrated? Not sexually frustrated, but just get really frustrated and asdfghklg because you’re not cuddling someone right now and you just really need to feel someone with their arms around you and bury your face in their neck and just feel them close
youtube comments section confirmed as the largest source of dark energy on this planet
The moment when Neven thought Mats scored but Mats pointed at Marco
When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit.
That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.
Caterpillar comet poses for pictures en route to Mars
"Pudding" is a resident Fox at the National Fox Welfare Society, as he’s too friendly to be released back to the wild